SO like when I was a fandom baby I saw a picture of Benedict Cumberbatch at a party, obviously smashed. He and another dude were laughing their faces off and acting like their cigars were their dicks. Everyone was dressed formally. I’ve never seen the picture since; it’s like my white whale. I need it; I don’t care if its a really random manip I need it. Like signal boost this I’m so serious. WHITE WHALE
i saved this for JUST SUCH AN OCCASION
According to the captions of the first Thor movie, the battle between the Jotuns and Asgardians take place in Norway, 965 AD. Around this time, Loki was born.
In Thor 2 the life expectancy was stated to be around 5,000. The average human life in developed countries from what I’ve gathered is approximately 82.
Therefore, in human years Loki is somewhere around 17.
#are you telling me loki is just going through his rebellious teenage emo stage
I FUCKING LOVE HOW THEY ALL GO TO THE EDGE LIKE “Oh shit. Did they die?”
the one that doesnt move nigga just stretch his neck to look over
except for that one that hops away and gives no fucks
why do i find this cute as fuck?
When a viking mistreats his lady, she may cut off his junk and hang it in her home.
- Women were in charge of the household’s money because they were believed to be magic and have the ability to see into the future.
- If a woman divorced her viking husband, he would be shamed for being divorced.
- Men weren’t even allowed to touch a woman’s hand if she had not agreed to it or he would be punished by law.
Life hack: conquer your fear of the dark by becoming the thing other people fear in the dark.
ah yes, the most terrifying and aggressive dog ever: the pitbull
beauty comes in all shapes and sizes
magical. magical little fluffy balls with slinkies for spines and murder in their hearts.